1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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