I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I need to align my fucking chakras
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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