Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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