I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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