Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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