i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros, bitch!
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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