six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
