so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
