why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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