i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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