I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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