i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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