At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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