So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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