theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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