I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Randomize
