Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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