Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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