U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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