absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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