I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I cockslap morals
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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