So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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