If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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