That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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