Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Who put my cat in the fridge?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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