She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
