i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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