they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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