Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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