The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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