Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
tell me about the fingering
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