walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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