i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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