..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
dude. I can hear the air.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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