Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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