one might say we're banned from that church
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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