I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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