I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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