I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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