I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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