Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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