I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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