My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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