the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just cropdusted the office
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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