Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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