i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
