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so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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