best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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