She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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