So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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