The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You made out with two different species that night
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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