EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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