I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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